A year ago, I was laid off and became unemployed. I lied that I was too weak to work, and now I'm living off my three daughters. - People might say I'm a crappy parent, but I'm also trying my best. - I'm keeping a close watch on my daughters' interactions with customers so they don't end up in danger, so it's not my fault. - There's something wrong with the world...the men who look like they're all evil are even worse. - That's what I keep telling myself as I send the girls off to eat.