I live with my mother. - My mother sometimes calls a neighbor who knows a lot about computers to teach her. - ``Sometimes I see a guy, but which one is he?'' When the mother explains that he is her daughter's boyfriend, who is getting married next year, the neighbor gets a little upset. - The next day, a neighbor comes to the house to give her a pre-wedding gift. - She suddenly opens a present in the living room, and a thick vibrator comes out from inside... She resists, saying, ``I'll put this in there before we get married,'' but is humiliated by her neighbor. - "I took a photo of you naughty naked."