I just got married yesterday, and I thought I loved this woman who became my wife the most in the world... - On our honeymoon, we visited a sophisticated luxury hotel. - I heard that massages are their specialty, so I asked for one and was met by a top notch massage lady with a gorgeous atmosphere. - As I was getting a pleasant massage, he said in my ear, ``My wife seems to be falling asleep...Would you like to do it?'' ``Huh?'' I had sex with the best massage lady right next to my new wife sleeping.