My daughter wakes up early every morning and makes breakfast for you. - Aren't you proud of her for growing up to be a kind, cute, and homely girl? - It seems like it's rare these days to find a daughter who loves her father so much. - It's an enviable story. - By the way, have you ever looked at your daughter's cell phone? - No, you probably don't want to know about your daughter's friendships, but there are a lot of men out there who aren't good. - So why not take a peek around tonight? - You believe it, right?