When I married an older woman, I had a daughter-in-law who was only one size different from me! - I didn't want to make a mistake, so I intentionally kept my distance and treated him like a child. - However, one night, my daughter, who wanted me to treat her like an adult, stretched out, drank alcohol, and then fell asleep on my lap. - Even though I know it's wrong, I touch my stepdaughter's breasts and get an erection! - Then my stepdaughter woke up and discovered my erect dick! - If you think "It's over"...