I'm a third year university student. - ●I have a girlfriend that I've been dating since school. - After graduating from university, I was in the mood to get married. - But to be honest, I don't even feel like having sex with her. - Even so, summer vacation is a waste of time. - Let's just masturbate for now. - I wonder if there's a good joke... - From the day I met her eyes... a dangerous secret meeting began... - A gangster couple moved into the house across the street. - Every day, we have sex in front of the window. - ...Oh, how naughty. - Me too...