The other day, my wife suddenly developed a fever in the middle of the night. - Unfortunately, it was late at night, and the local hospital was out of business, so I was at a loss and had a local doctor come and see me. - When my wife was suffering from a high fever, the middle-aged doctor at the town doctor told her, ``Let's put her in some suppositories as soon as possible to reduce the fever.'' - Honestly, I didn't feel very at ease when I said, ``A male doctor inserted a suppository into my wife's butthole right in front of me.''