In my company, where there are a lot of real people, I'm a different person because I only think about slacking off. - The other day, I finished my assigned work and went home without permission, and the next day it was time for the usual sermon. - Even though she's a younger woman, she's actually the manager... - Even though our company history is 5 years different from mine... - Ah, come on, I'm getting tired of it. - Oh yeah! - I wonder what would happen if I completely brainwashed them with this hypnosis item. - Well, that's my kind of presentation, boss!