``Thank you for remarrying this person.'' My mother brought me a new partner and we went out for a drink together! - Apparently the two of us had sex while I fell asleep after drinking too much, and when I woke up in the morning, I was surprised to find that only my mom was sleeping naked. - I lent him my shirt just in case, but that turned out to be a mistake. - Maybe it was after sex, but my breasts and panties were so naughty that I could see them through my shirt, and I couldn't help but get an erection. - ``I didn't have enough last night.'' When mom noticed this, she didn't back down, but became lustful. - I couldn't help but have sex.